How I know your jealous . . .

It is written all over your face.

Every time, I look at you, your face lights up like a New York billboard, with the word jealous on it.

Reasons you are jealous. . .

The Celebrity envy:



5.) My business savvy
4.) I'm one of the greastest lyricist
3.) I got that swagger
2.) Beyonce
1.) One hundred million in a year

Your Everyday envy:

I have all my teeth so, I can smile.

Tidbit to the jealous. . .

if you have a space between your teeth wider than your middle finger . . . please don't call it a gap. You are missing a tooth.

Stop the Jealousy if. . .

this morning you forgot to brush your teeth.

How you going to hate on someone with plaque buildup on your teeth and a mouthful of halitosis? Don't worry about what I'm doing, where I'm going or what I got. Worry about finding a toothbrush, toothpaste, and a bottle of mouthwash.